Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Just One More Post for Today

Today I went to dental school! Jeff had a group presentation and was singing a song he wrote, so I went to watch and just hang out. He also dressed up, as you can tell. Their presentation was about elderly and oral health, so he dressed up in his old baby blue suit with highwater pants and white shoes. It was a hit! He was hilarious! Pretty much he saved his presentation...It was getting a little boring. He got tons and tons of compliments and had the whole class laughing, including the professor.

Here are the lyrics:

Put in a home the other night
Everyone tells me it will be alright
They took my keys so I can’t drive
Just because I turned 65

Now that I’m 65
I am barely alive
Can’t remember you name
Elderly and in pain, Elderly and in pain

My mom told me prevention is the key
To stopping periodontal disease
I ignored all her constant pleas
Now my mouth is full of caries

Just cuz I turned 65
I am barely alive
Life just isn’t the same
Drilled on and in pain, Drilled on and in pain

Pulled all my teeth and gave me dentures
All they feed me now is a can of Ensure
My dentist told me I’m getting old
Then he took my entire billfold

Just cuz I turned 65
And I am barely alive
But I am not to blame
Lost my teeth and in pain, lost my teeth and in pain

For those of you who live nearby and missed out, I would encourage you all to ask him to play and sing it for you. It is worth it.

4 comments:

Amber said...

We expect a song performance the next time you guys come over. We can't wait to hear it. I didn't know that Jeff could play the guitar.

X said...

I love his outfit, so funny! He is going to be one of those really fun, friendly dentists that everybody loves. Seriously, can we fly out once a year for our cleanings? lol

Melea said...

Sure you can fly out for cleanings, but we might just end up in that area (it is where we are looking OR and WA) so you might be able to drive there!

Noel Dickens said...

That is awesome! Can't wait to hear it live.
Noel