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This an email I got, thought they were funny... cuz they are true.

Why, Why, Why
Do we press harder on a remote control when weknow the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"when they know there is not enough money?

Why does some one believe you when you say thereare four "billion" stars, but check when you say thepaint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, butducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigeratorwith hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

When we are in the supermarket and someone ramsour ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes fordoing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, itisn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, youstupid idiot?"

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why are the keys on the drive up auto teller in braille too??

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.